A Trump-Free Christmas

I’m dreaming of a Trump-free Christmas, The kind we a-l-l used to know. Where there was no lying No climate – change - deny-ing And the I-Q of our PO-TUS wasn’t low. (stay down) I’m dreaming of a Trump-free Christmas, The kind where lady-grabbing ends. Where his cult-like voters Wake up from their comas And our leader isn’t glued to “Fox and Friends”. (stay down) I’m dreaming of a Trump-free Christmas, The kind where voters boot him out. No more Russian meddling Or in-flu-ence peddling And Republicans in Congress have no clout. (stay down) I’m dreaming of a Trump-free Christmas, The kind where rule of law prevails. There’d be no more obstruction, With way less corruption And-this-whole-cra-zy-fasc-ist-coup-just-fails. (go up) (last line slow)